Yeah, I guess there’s still time for him to go all Ron Reagan Jr on his shitball father. But I wouldn’t hold my breath.

What exactly did he do to earn that distinction, other than *being* the Mayor of NYC when 9/11 happened, anyway?

Let’s give Barron a break now. We’ll have plenty of time in the future to come to grips with the fact that he’s also gonna be a huge pile of shit.

Rudy Giuliani is one of history’s most ambitiously stupid men. I still can’t fathom how the hell he got elected Mayor of NYC. And I don’t just mean how could anyone possibly vote for him; I mean how the hell has he not stood outside with his mouth open during a rainstorm and drowned to death yet?

I think that’s his “Medium-Rare Hamburger” hair.

Those cleanse diets are the dumbest things imaginable. I feel bad for the people who get rooked into them, but at the same time. I wanna scream “How the hell did you make it to adulthood thinking that it’d be a good idea to eat nothing but apple juice and peppers for a week straight?!”

I know that good CGI is expensive, but I mean...

I’ve never done a rack of ribs. I do need to get on that. Still, after watching that video for burnt ends, and reading a few recipes on the internet, holy cats do I wanna try it out!

OK. Well, as I mentioned before, I suppose I’ve just lucked out. Or I have very low standards for brisket--probably that.

OK, well then count me lucky for having not screwed up a brisket to date. But I take 8+ hours on average to smoke one, and I think it’s the way to go. Cook it too fast and too hot, and the meat will dry out, but the fat won’t render.

Smoked brisket is wonderful, and very forgiving of novice smokers. The key really is to go low & slow. You can smoke it for a full 8 hours or just 4 hours and then slow cook it the rest of the time, and end up with a delicious hunk of meat either way. The only thing you shouldn’t do is rush it.

How’s a goofy old dude supposed to try and fuck? I dunno. I’d say ask his wife, who he was married to at the time, and still is.

PSVR turned out to be a really good ipecac for me. 

It feels like real human skin.

True Fact that is actually true: Dick Cheney has no pulse.

As I recall, Sony pulled PS2 software emulation support from all the PS3 models at the same time they pulled support for Linux.

Specific models of the launch PS3 contain the guts of a PS2 on-board and can play PS2 games. The rest can’t.

Bob Hoskins was a fine man and a wonderful actor. But he was no Captain Lou. For example, he never said “fuck you” to Luigi.

There’s something very Worker & Parasite about her choice of Xmas decorations.