Hek, he’s the guy who starred in Ghostbusters 2, for that matter. 

Hey, did you ever see Timecop?

That is a lot of unread emails!

That is a lot of unread emails!

I have seen that specific scene, or at least a sizeable chunk of it. Hell, I watched it on your own website:

So does the northern hemisphere, thanks to global warming. 

The game isn’t set in the 50s. It’s set about 50 years from now, in an alternate universe where semiconductors never became popular over vacuum tubes. (And music never evolved beyond the big band era, for some reason.) Sophisticated AIs permeate this universe, so it stands to reason cypher codes would be just as easy…

If you wanna get super-technical, every physical copy amounts to a rental, too. Eventually, that cartridge will stop working or that disc drive will konk out, or that OS will stop supporting whatever APIs the game needs to run. The scare is that online-only stuff will disappear into the void and be forgotten, but…

Well, I guess it worked. Granted, nobody’s gonna remember this stunt or his band in a week or so, but hey, live for the moment!

Yep, again that’s the point you argued against that I never made. And I know you wrote “I don’t mean to imply that you are such a person.” (Even though you did, let’s be honest here.) I didn’t assume *any* flaw in this movie is the direct result of corporate wankery, only that the constant references to other Disney…

Yep, that’s the one. You should take that ‘fuck you’ to heart. This isn’t 4chan for fuck’s sake; (Not yet, at least.) not everybody here who disagrees with you is a frothing misogynist who’s mad at Disney for ruining Star Wars with icky girls.

If you haven’t already, I suggest you read my follow-up post. 

I read “Steve McQueen’s thrilling heist movie...” and I get irrationally hopeful that Bullitt’s Steve McQueen has finally kicked Death’s ass & started making movies again.

I got to meet Joe Bob Briggs last Sunday. He was hosting a... seminar, for lack of a better word, on how rednecks saved Hollywood. 

The live show was a lot of fun. If you get a chance, I highly recommend seeing it.

Hey, watch as I click the dismiss on your ass! It’s like magic! 

The irony was that my post wasn’t meant to be a criticism for the film’s writers, but a compliment. (A backhanded compliment maybe, but still a compliment.) Take the Disney princesses(TM): They’re not exactly internet juggernauts, and they never have been. (What the fuck does Cinderella have to do with the Internet,…

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse...

Soooooo... No running off with the entire bacon tin is what you’re telling me?

Heck, you don’t even need to do that. 30 seconds spent googling how to mix your favorite poison’s enough.

I wonder how good this could’ve been, if Disney Corporate HQ didn’t feel the need to pander to every marketable demographic they could think of. Seeing that this isn’t a complete dumpster fire of a movie, (despite how it was sold in the previews) and how WIR 1 solidly out-Pixared Pixar, it makes me long for the movie…