My point is don’t judge a book by its cover. At least one of the bearded skinny jeans hipster types I’m talking about could likely kick your ass through the back of your teeth.

Yes, it was facetious. Good lord, I would not want to be graduating college right now, and trying to break into the professional world for the first time. Especially where I live: Housing is insanely expensive here, and pay rates have been pretty flat.

Just for grins, I looked up how much my alma mater charges today. It is effing insane compared to what I paid per semester in tuition in the late 90s.

My sister’s house has a big wide open kitchen, and everybody still crams inside it.

I got friends with hipster beards and skinny jeans who’ve turned basket cases into running bikes all by themselves. I also got fat yuppie friends who’ve never changed the oil on their Harleys themselves. 

The pipes are aimed the wrong way to be effective, too. It doesn’t matter nearly as much whether the car behind you knows you’re there. 

Same with crotch rockets. Stock pipes on them are not very loud.

The noise annoys me more than anything else. Every single damn Harley rider has to immediately slap on the loudest, most obnoxious pipes he can get his hands on. If I were Harley, I’d just ship the bikes with no exhaust & save the manufacturing cost.

Truer words ain’t never been spoken. There’s no such thing as a ‘unique’ Harley anymore. No matter what it looks like or how much money you’ve sunk into ‘customizing’ it, someone somewhere has that exact same bike.

Oh the bitter, delicious irony if Donald Trump is what finally brings Harley Davidson down.

This shit’s been running on Fox News since the ‘16 election. 

Yep. They’re not good-bad; most of them are just bad.

I hope they’re merciless. I really hate Asylum Pictures.

Gymkata!

Pretty geeked up to see them live tomorrow!

Miles O’Keefe!

They need to employ the same mustache removal technology that Justice League used.

Well shit.

Well, since being a Navy SEAL evidently did not stop the man from being a pile of shit, it shouldn’t grant him immunity from being called a pile of shit.

No kidding. He shoulda called it “not porn.”