I’m hoping this finally gets developed into a motion picture

Well that’s easy. It’ll suck.

Huh.

I’ve always wanted a Dalek down coat!

Put some hot dogs and an old-fashioned alarm clock around the outside, for that extra touch. 

400 boxes of Girl Scout cookies, huh? Did they have to airlift her to jail?

Yeah maybe. But doubling up on your arrests like that is a real time-saver.

That’s assuming every bill is $100. How often do you spend that much on one meal?

I got a friend with neurologic problems who heartily agrees. I am 100% fine with restaurants just not handing them out automatically. 

Well, as you said, half the country didn’t bother to vote in 2016. In light of the fact that Donald Goddamn Trump was on the ballot for President, I’d say that half the country is still morons who at least didn’t mind the fact that they were going to be represented by a moron.

Interns generally don’t get paid. So I guess you two have that in common, at least. 

Oh cram it, Underdunk.

I’m gonna guess that, as long as you’re still paying full price, McDonalds isn’t really gonna care.

I wonder if the display is foldable or if it’s two discrete displays. From what I understand, the flexible transparent electrodes used in previous foldable OLED screens couldn’t stand up to repeated flexings. 

Huh?

As long as he can make his mark, I’ll be happy. 

Sport Of Stools?

Pretty geeked up to see them live next week. Hopefully they’ll be signing autographs, as I’m only missing Joel’s.

They definitely closed the loophole with TVs; they made that abundantly clear when I bought mine. But they’re still fairly generous with the smaller stuff, for the most part. (They won’t take cell phones back beyond 30 days.) I had a Fitbit that fell apart on me about a year and a half into ownership. They took it…