It’s spooky how all the beats of the BSG series finale match DS9's.

Me too. This was a close second, though:

There are no ‘undecideds.’ 

Fuck him. He’s earned every last bit of scorn & derision he gets, and a whole lot more. 

Tell them to fuck off. They’re old, they don’t tip for shit anyway.

Well, to be fair, sometimes they eat their progeny.

That’s a surprise. The McDonalds drive-thru by my house is a well—burger-greased machine. The Sonic & A&W are slower than shit.

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Yep, it’s why it takes so goddamn long to drive through Texas.

Don Jr’s dick? Do you mean Eric?

I cannot get enough of how he spits out “Come on... Ted.”

I get those at least twice a week, too. At least those are easy enough to spot & ignore. 

Yeah, that’s not how that works. 

We need to “I’m Spartacus” this hero.

Hey everybody, who wants a Batman show without Batman!

They’re hacking through our firewalls!!

I love that the color scheme of that “dark web” message board actually is dark.

Yup. Unmoderated cesspools of online douchebaggery are hardly a new phenomenon.

He’s certainly not wrong.

The time it was made? This wasn’t All In The Family; the show ended five years ago.