Because there’s nothing scarier than an old fat white golf player!

That’s Our Banksy was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

I don’t...

I’d love to spray that down with a can of weed killer.

Did he comically shrug his hands while cartoon music played in the background?

Does he get paid by Sotheby’s for the shit he paints? If so, fuck his “ironically” terrible art with a Kinkade print.

Tossing rich people into dumpster fires? I heartily agree. 

I miss this show. “Ha ha... not here!” was my voicemail message for many a year after it ended. 

Hmm, good question. Better cancel both shows, just to be sure. 

Would I let LeBron James’ kids drink? Hmm, good question. 

Thanks for showing us all how much smarter you are. 

Fine with me if we force real America to just use blanks, too. 

Sounds to me like a devious scheme for Walmart to sell more gloves.

Oh thank heavens somebody posted this! The AV Club of old shall not have died in vain!

Did I ever tell you about how I got my lifetime ban from the Met?

Miss Sandinista!

Or the overtly racist ones just spell it ‘Cruise.’

The resemblance is uncanny, I MUST SAY!

And DiGornios are more than 5 bucks apiece, even the single serving ones. It’s hard to buy into a conspiracy theory that results in a net loss for the conspirator. 

Pretty much.