Whole milk and Chips Ahoy were a staple growing up. I haven’t had either since, but now I suddenly really want to. 

Me too! I’m as old and skunky as Natty Light!

Why is coal miner the only job conservatives deem worthy of protecting, anyway?

Nobody wants a videophone anywhere ever. I’m amazed this simple truth continues to evade tech companies year after year. 

“90 percent of Google+ user sessions are less than five seconds.”

So what you’re saying is that at no time have they tied the Dr. Who and Mork & Mindy universes together. No wonder I don’t care about Dr. Who.

I don’t know anything about Dr. Who lore. Does anyone know why she’s dressed like Mork from Ork in the header picture?

The Kochs are more old-school industrialist robber-baron conservatives. They’ll happily endorse an evangelical psychopath for Congress or whatever, as long as he hooks them up with those sweet sweet tax cuts. But they themselves aren’t super bible-thumpy. 

What on Earth gave you that impression? Just look at all the batshit-crazy Brexiters running around in the UK.

Hell, Guybrush Threepwood’s still got him beat.

The mid-century-satirical-magazine-turned-listicle aggregator candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

George Romero’s dead? Well sonofabitch, that’s a bummer.

I love you man, you know I do. But sometimes I gotta say that you’re just not helping.

As I recall, it was about 15 minutes in 1997. Damn, what a time that was to be alive!

Voter apathy is gonna destroy this country. Please get out & vote. And fucking make a big deal out of it. Shame the assholes you know who didn’t vote and are bitching about the state of the nation.

Water’s chemical name is oxidane.

Oh yeah, now I remember why I don’t play Overwatch anymore.

That’s not true, they’re clearly far better at being white dudes.

He doesn’t, though. The whole point of Donohue’s bullshit message is to cast shade on homosexuals and deflect blame off the “good hetero priests” of the Catholic Church. He’s a miserable scum-fuck through & through.

It’s... looking at me.