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Mark Mothersbaugh once called it the best Devo song Devo never wrote. 

Who’s up for some Watership Down, kiddies?!

God, there was, wasn’t there?! I remember that too.

Boy, if there’s a more Chad thing to do than tattoo Chadillac across your chest, I haven’t seen it. 

I guess it could be good, but some universes just seem better suited to animation. Trying to tie live-action actors into a world with weird animal mashups, flying six-legged buffalos, flying rocks, flying just-about-everything-else, a world that’s gonna have to rely heavily on TV-budget CG just sounds like a recipe

The Shart, AKA Gambled & Lost.

Maybe they got a prenup. Moonves seems like the kind of guy who’d have a pretty damn iron-clad one. 

Yay, AJA’s back! Welcome back, man!

Well, somebody just learned where somebody’s bread is buttered.

Can’t wait for The Puke.

Yeah, I hate when that happens. One time, I had to sneeze really badly, and I accidentally denied the Holocaust.

Hey, some of those accusations may be unfounded. That’s a enormously big deal compared to the overwhelming majority of founded accusations. 

Falling through the bathtub, haunted kites, living reflections, England in the 30s... Mary Poppins is about a half step away from being a pretty brutal gothic horror movie monster.

Jeez, that is one portly Camry! At 3500 pounds, I would’ve expected Toyota to at least include a limited-slip diff, if not full AWD. 300 HP and an open diff is just no fun.

But think of all the time she saved by not typing ‘into!’ 

You could say Roma was... Touched By An Arnold!

Was he Clint Howard by any chance?

Yeah, I like to think about stuff that isn’t real too.

100,000 Dollerydoos?! Prime Minister Andy must really wanna get those creeps!

Oh man, Deutschland Boober Alles!