There is, but their sandwiches are even worse. 

Another friendly reminder that everything in Australia wants to kill you. 

Ugh, Phil Collins AND Spitting Image puppets. Thank God the 80s are over.

Where I live and where I work, the only nearby alternative sandwich shop is Jimmy Johns. It’s so frustrating that my only options for sandwiches are a Sophie’s Choice of terrible franchises.

Friggin’ WITH, if they know what’s good for them!

No, the dumbest thing I bought was a laserdisc player.

I can’t argue with that.

I bought a Dragon’s Lair arcade laserdisc off eBay last year. Don’t know why, as I don’t have a Dragon’s Lair arcade cabinet, but it makes a nice conversation piece. 

Vegetables are far lower in grease content, you know..

Well, they do know their target audience...

That’d be a good fit for Eric, too. 

The sad irony here is that each of their Simpsons analogs are more qualified than they are.

Blue is a component of all white light. Fluorescent lights with a cooler color temp might produce more blue relative to red, green, etc, but all white light sources still crank it out, including incandescent bulbs & LEDs. Don’t leave your beer out in any kind of bright light.

Goddamn, what a shit family. That’s her profile pic, too. I’m beginning to think that anyone who takes a job that puts them in a position to potentially wield deadly force loses the right to a private social media presence. Shit like that should’ve raised a load of red flags & got her kicked off the force.

Dude... No offense, but there are some horrible false equivalences here. For one thing, cock fighting & bull fighting are pretty morally reprehensible actions, which is why they’re as illegal in the US as dog fighting. I personally find factory farming of livestock pretty reprehensible too, which is why I try not to…

Sorry, I meant Woody Harrelson. And I am ashamed to admit that I think I might have those same pants.

Is that what that shithead who looks like Woody Allen is doing? Ugh.

A psychopath, by definition, lacks empathy. But at any rate, I wouldn’t have any better opinion of the man if he was a domestic abuser. I’d still like to see him shoved dick-first, etc.

I’m not convinced it should be hidden away for all time, myself. But if I were running a charity, I wouldn’t want my name associated with it or him. It’d be kinda like the NAACP sponsoring screenings of Song of the South. 

Yep he did his time and went right back to play in the NFL for, what, seven more years? Boy, that’ll learn ‘im not to torture and/or murder 70+ dogs for sport.