What’s the purpose of giving it to a charity? For one thing, there’s nothing to give, unless you’re talking about distribution rights. For another, what charity would want to hang their brand on a dumpster fire like this?

Good on Michael Vick. I’d still like to see him shoved dick-first into a stump grinder. 

Of course it was. I was born in the 70s. I am avocado-green Billy Beer Pet Rock perfection

To be fair, Ventura had a legitimate gripe against him at the end of the first movie. 

The man had reflexes, you got to give him that. 

Damn! I’d think their blood would be flammable at that point. 

You make a solid point there: Whoever wrote it may have made their own situation much worse, as well as all of ours. But on the other hand, they’re already hiding documents from Cheeto Benito, counting on him to forget he needed to sign them, and that aspect of his incompetence can’t be altered by anything anyone…

Finally, that She’s The Sheriff follow-up I’ve been dreaming for!

Put the blunt down and start making cars that don’t wreck themselves, Elon.

We really don’t need to see what Alex Jones has been up to, anymore. We don’t ever really need to see it.

Yeah, and it ain’t so funny now that we all have it. 

Then why’d you ask?

I dunno, I don’t think it takes a lot of guts to confirm something we all pretty much knew already. It is good for a laugh, though, and hopefully it does its part to give Tangerine Dream the stroke that finally ends this nightmare.

Oh gee, I haven’t seen that little tactic before. Fuck off, you lying little twaddlecock.

Naw, Pence didn’t write it. He’s a nutbag just like Trump, only not as forward about it. And probably not as syphilitic.

I’m not the one throwing around ‘autistic’ as an insult here, you pile of filth. Own your own shittiness.

Turtles don’t have teeth.

Damn dentures keep slipping down.

You’re a bigoted hate-filled little pile of garbage. Glad we finally got that out of you.

There may be a case to be made that getting fired for sexual harassment constitutes a breach of contract on his part, but who know.