Nothing, but nothing screams “God among men” like a middle-aged driver of a PT Cruiser slathered in bumper stickers to the point where he can’t see out of his back window.

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Death by “exceptionality.”

I thought that was ridiculously low, too. I get better performance from an i7 4790 and a GTX 1070. There’s some bottleneck in their setup that they missed. 

Looks like a great CPU for a VMware farm. $900 is chump change compared to what Intel’s high core count Xeon chips cost.

And we liked it that way!

Frank OZ: The original furry.

He already mentioned Wahlberg’s involvement in the Transformers franchise.

Joe, you’re as stupid as you are racist. Time to own both.

Unless IDDQD still works in this mode. That could be fun.

Hey, scroll the header image up & down while keeping your eyes fixed in place. Trebek goes all 3D and wants you to pull his finger.

Two things: Booze squeeze bottles. 

I wanna say it was Amana’s trademark for their microwaves. My friend’s parents had one of the earliest units; one that still used a dial to control it. 

Some routers, like Asus’, will act as DNS servers for the LAN side of your home network. You can specify the WAN-facing DNS server you want to use in the router’s admin interface, and leave your LAN-facing devices on DHCP. (They’ll likely get assigned the router’s default gateway IP address as their DNS server, too.) I…

An oldie but a goodie. 

I have no brain and I must tweet.

That is some crazy dystopian shit right there. Glad we’re not living that nightmare. 

I’m fiine to fly. Gimme backshh my wingshh!

The brain is an organ just like any other, and its function can be impaired by a lot of factors. When you’re drunk, can you just decide to be sober? 

I can certainly empathize. Low dose of Prozac here, to manage anxiety & depression. Rather paradoxically, at least compared to most other anxiety sufferers, I do better on low doses of SSRIs (and ADs in general) than I do on higher doses.