I’ve had more than one medical professional give a very negative opinion on the accuracy of those so-called “tests.” Basically, the research doesn’t exist, and the science isn’t nearly accurate enough to regard them as anything more than snake oil.

Or Steve Jobs. 

What’s a Peruvian necktie? Is it less... disfiguring than the Columbian variety?

If it’s just a beating you want, Logan, I will happily oblige.

Coming soon: Predator Vs Kramer. A chilling account of a recently-divorced predator couple’s custody battle over their skull trophy collection.

I’ve had a few of those unspeakable dreams, lately. They’re nice, but I always gotta wash my sheets in the morning. 

“The bombs are dropping!” dire or “Fuck it, Aldi’s is 20 minutes away.” dire?

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

Papa TJ Hooker!

Apparently, he hasn’t kept abreast of the new attitudes towards this sort of thing. 

Yeah, I’ve heard the Wii version was pretty badly broken. I’d heartily recommend giving it another shot, on a different platform.

I have my own basement now, thank-you-very-much.

I played this quite a bit on the PS2. Recently, I bought the HD rerelease on Xbone and have been meaning to give it another whirl. The cutscenes are interminable, and most of the jokes don’t really land, at least for a Western audience. But damn, it’s gorgeous to look at and listen to! The combat’s surprisingly satisfy…

Dog Goddess sounds better. 

Or you need to pull the plug on your platform.

You want stream now? I got Diznee stream. Is just as good. Enjoy popular movies Revengers and Frosted on Diznee Stream today!

They’re the only thing on their menu that stands out. Better versions of everything else they serve can be had at other fast food joints.

Their burgers are pretty good, when they’re not overcooked or left to dry out on the grill too long. Unfortunately, that’s almost always the case with Sonic’s burgers.

You’re right, it ain’t. Hell, I worked a federal contract job, and nothing about it could’ve been considered rosy.

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