Those little alien bastards freaked me out as a kid. Like, who the hell wants aliens breaking into your home and disapproving of your radio station choices?

It’s why it was a little bit frightening.

Dubya was a moron, no doubt. But he didn’t quite revel in his idiocy the way Palin and the GOP morons who followed her did. 

Now that’s a Sophie’s Choice of terrible songs. I think Delilah still edges it out, though, for its insipid “college freshman knows three chords” quality.

Yep, back in 2008, Trump got laughed off the stage when he tried to host a presidential debate. Then she came along...

I’m not an aerospace engineer. 

Engineer here. Where is this magical land of stable employment?

Do people really still think pot jokes are risqué now that it’s legal in nine states?

Maybe things have changed since Amazon bought it out, but “Down on your luck” and “Shopping at Whole Foods” seem like two concepts that just don’t jive together.

Trust me, engineers don’t go straight from school to wealth, either. 

Alex Jones porn.

Yeah, it’s probably some combination of all three.

I’ll watch that.

Skydiving accident?

What mouse poop? You mean these tiny sausages? They’re just toppings.

Youtube probably tracks you via cookies rather than by IP address. Or if you’ve signed into it, it tracks you via your account. 

I used to like his series refuting Creationist arguments. Then I found out what a miserable MRAtheist bastard he really is, and I regretted giving him the clicks. 

Nothing’s stopping Jones from building his own Internet soapbox, and continuing to peddle his bullshit. 

Let me know when “the left” gets its own Alex Jones, and then gets that person booted from Youtube. 

I got no problem paying for the content I enjoy. But there’s a legitimate gripe to be had over having that content fractured across an endless parade of streaming services.