For half the cost of extra cheese, his employees could have meaningful healthcare, and he saw that as a negative. Yep, he is irredeemable trash. 

But the Boone’s works better on windows.

They’re like Fentoozlers. You keep the cup. 

For all intensive purposes, probably.

Diabetes starter kits are on sale? Hooray!

Diabetes starter kits are on sale? Hooray!

There are a couple of shitty ex-Polygon staffers floating around, but I would be utterly floored if any the McElroys turned out to be similarly awful.

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Gosh darn the left and their with hunts.

Darn science. It really ruined the standards for official Catholic miracles. 

My first reaction to this was, “Oh yeah, they made a Street Fighter movie.”

If you’re implying this is still somehow a witch hunt, the witch just outed herself in front of the whole damn world.

Sir, I’ll have you know I am a CHUD, not a Morlock.

If the wretched assholes at that ‘Chicago’ diner on Colfax are an accurate representation of the average Chicago restaurant owner, then the whole damn city can eat a bag of ketchup-slathered dicks.

Goddamn I wish I worked at the Institute For Mummy Studies. Just so I could say “I work at the muthafuggin Institute For Mummy Studies!”

It’s ultimately futile to argue a hypothetical, so I think we’ll just have to agree to disagree on this issue. 

Yeah, his having the bravery to state the immediately obvious regarding Trump being a fucking traitor doesn’t do much to dissuade me from wanting to lace up my grave dancin’ shoes. 

Glenn Beck didn’t run for president. 

Herman Cain had one rather major disadvantage, when it comes to courting racist rednecks. 

And Michelle Bachmann had all of Palin’s idiotic lunacy, but none of her charisma.