They would’ve existed, absolutely. But at the very least, they wouldn’t have had the mouthpiece that they did in Palin. As odious as it was, she had a hell of a cult of personality surrounding her 10 years ago. I clearly remember proto-teabaggers clamoring for a Palin/McCain ticket by the end of the 2008 election…

I don’t know who half of these characters are, but that is some amazing costuming talent on display.

Good ol’ Klasky Csupo. It’s like they had an insatiable need to make the ugliest damned animation possible.

Wikipedia specifically says her cause of death was throat cancer.

The fuck she didn’t. She was the prototype for the exceptionally idiotic, openly bigoted and utterly delusional GOP (vice) presidential candidate. And after she lost, she doubled down on the idiotic bigoted rhetoric. She led the birther charge, and was one of the most vocal assholes of the early teabagger movement. But…

Goddamn, I hope McCain goes to his grave regretting everything he did to kick-start the Teabagger movement, and to make this country a far dumber place overall.

That is definitely a strange whataboutism tangent Sam takes. If he thinks we really need to know that show employs a big asshole, then write a separate newswire post. It’s completely irrelevant here.

“You were never in the Colgate Cavity Patrol!”

Then get a better PR firm. Jeez, this is embarrassing. 

I wonder if he’ll ever figure out why he can’t be as racist in public as a man from Kentucky who was born in the 19th century, and who’s been dead for almost 40 years.

Maybe they’ll pull a KFC & hope everyone forgets what the J stands for. 

Never have South Park running in the background during your beer name brainstorming sessions.

So, Hot Take Brewery? Edgelord Beerworks? 

More likely, it’ll be a Beyond Thunderdome-style shadow play. Boy are those assholes gonna be disappointed when they finally reach Tomorrow-morrow Land!

I love that every “You may also like” article from the Kinja Deals section is an essay on how horrible Amazon is, and every “You may also like” from them links to one of these. This is a banner day for cognitive dissonance at the good old GMG. 

I love that every “You may also like” article from the Kinja Deals section is an essay on how horrible Amazon is,…

This strikes me as another poorly thought-out “save the planet” policies, like the bans on plastic straws that ultimately screw over people with disabilities who rely on them to be able to drink.

RBG, please hang on a little longer. Don’t hand the GOP another chance to stuff the SCOTUS with more hard-right fuckheads. 

“I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.” 

OK you’re obviously a giant pile of subliterate dogshit. Thanks for letting us all know.

We’re weirdly obsessed with the 80s. Like, much more than any other decade. 80s nights at bars & shit seem like they’ve been a regular thing since 1990.