*rimshot*

He looks like baby Mitch McConnell.

I also love all the trolls saying how funny Chappelle still is, like don't lie to me man. 

Not sure what facts you’re speaking here. Biologically speaking, gender isn’t binary. Saying men can’t become women implies that the idea of men and women are two concrete and easily distinguishable, different things.

Not replying directly to any FUCKING ASSHOLES, but here’s some facts:

“I turned around to have the mayor approach me “

Bryant is 100% thinking about ways he can justify shooting Newton. 

Fuck off bigot

The only thing less funny than current SNL is current Dave Chappelle. Truly uninspired on every level. But if that’s your thing, I guess have fun mocking marginalized communities?

Only in America can a white dude walk up and punch the MAYOR in front of the POLICE CHIEF and get released the same day.

Google (by way of multiple law schools or legal consultants) agrees with you. Assault is the attempt to use force. Battery is the actual use of force.

“Bryant was charged Monday with harassment and released on a $1,000 bond.”

Chappelle and SNL are perfect for each other, in that the best material from both is two decades or more in the past.

Newton believes that the charges should be elevated to assault.

Seems like a missed opportunity to stand your ground...

Oh, calling me ‘buddy boy’ indicates you are not. So, you can kiss my black ass and have several seats again. I don’t care if you’re a POC, either. You TALK like a white man to a brotha, MF. Your ignorance/fragility is obvious.

No, you assholes keep skipping over the word IF, because there’s plenty of Black people who talk like white folks ... make statements defending any of their bullshit, or just come off the wall unhinged. There’s plenty of all races licking the boots of colonizers. I’m saying this without reading this thread, because…

Wypipo are clueless, defensive, and in severe denial. It’s not just a rivier in Egypt. You’re not wanted around here, yet you come to do what? Serve up your brand of insanity to people who could care less. This is not a white-targeted publication, it’s Black. TF you doing trying to be right cuz you’re white? Pathetic.

That’s my best guess too. Prison rarely reforms people. They have to have character to do that, and against the prison culture that doesn’t encourage it.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha, dipshit. They gonna learn today that not every Black man will give these knuckleheads a pass. Wish I knew martial arts like that. All I can do is open-carry in my State and hope like hell nobody forces me to shoot them.