Allow me to introduce you to one of many brilliantly useful yiddish words. Today, our word is ‘shonda’, which, literally, means ‘disgrace’ or ‘shame’. And you can certainly use it just as that, but more exactly, it’s usually used in the phrase ‘shonda far di goyim’, “A disgrace in front of the gentiles.” And THAT is…

Yes, although using a fancy Greek words much too dignified for these people.

has been charged with one count of malfeasance in office.

Sort of an ouroborous, right?

Damn Brett Favre aged horribly.

“The U.S. Postal Service would like to warn people that only authorized U.S. Postal Service delivery personnel are allowed to place items in a mailbox. By law, a mailbox is intended only for receipt of postage-paid U.S. Mail.”

“This is why you people get shot.”

Good point. Every one of these folks always seems to have a “one-person Human Centipede” feel to them.

Horse’s ass?

I guess it’s probably time to finally take down that statue of Ramses II that we erected on Long Island back in the 20s.

“There’s a lot of white people that are gross. I am everywhere.”

You just got me to cough vodka and ice into my sinuses.

“My name is Maggie, for we are many.”

“I’m Jewish and my ancestors were also slaves”

Great, lady, great for the Jews. Thank you so much! Like we don’t have enough trouble without you being an asshole AND announcing your religion at the same time. What people of a certain mindset will remember is the fact that you are Jewish and they will attribute your assholery to that. Good going. Please stay home.

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

-Too much work.