“3. Johnny Appleseed: Free apples, nigga.”

::APPLAUSE::

Stickers are NO JOKE. When someone tries to short people stickers, they’re taking their life into their own hands. If even small children go nuclear over it, adults probably go SUPERNOVA.

SORE-EE it was tough for you purging that accent, eh?

I didn’t even think to ask. I didn’t get one, didn’t see any, and just left. It’d been a LONG day and I was running—barely—on autopilot. Glad you thought to ask, lol.

::slow, standing ovation::

After the last presidential election, I think voting and voting-related accessories are ashamed to be seen with Americans. . . .

You’re wonderful :-)

THIS.

Uh . . . you’re asking rhetorically, right? Because . . . you KNOW why.

Peeps, STOP FEEDING THE DELUSIONAL, IGNORANT TROLL. Let it get turned to stone by daylight, or find a sexy bridge to hump. Engaging it as if it’s rational is ir-rational, at the very least. And counterproductive.

THIS!

I understand, and again, no shade. But there’s a reason that someone who’s lived the life of the average sixty-year-old Black person might have less energy for optimism and idealism, than JANE FONDA—who’s worth at least tens of millions of dollars and has probably never gone to bed hungry or gotten beaten up for her…

Agreed (in theory, anyway), but wait until you’ve weathered twenty-two years of this shit. Or thirty-two. Or forty-two. Sticking to ideals of “should” is often a (very) young-person’s game. Check back in with your current energy, optimism, and determination in about fifteen years. No shade thrown, here. It’s simply…

Your comments consistently make my heart go pitty-pat <3

“There are no equivalents to nigger for the same reason there are no equivalents to gravity. That word’s existence and power are direct correlations of the conditions that saw fit to create it. For white people to exist the way they were intended to when whiteness was conceived, niggers need to, too. Chivalry is…

This . . . is AMAZING research and writing. There’s so much here I didn’t know or had no inkling of how deep it went. I’m still processing, having just finished my first read of it, but . . . WOW.

On My List, and I VERY MUCH look forward to it, bruvs. Cheers.

ANOTHER murder. I can’t even, right now.

Thank you for murdering me. I needed this day to be over.