while i completely understand her reasons for staying out of this, i’m sure the incels will take this as proof that she’s lying.

Roseanne

I have two additional suggestions for what to leave out of your profile.

It looks like it took 8 minutes on this post.

Yeah, Germany building “detention centres” is kind of making feel like

I’m more squinked that he is puffing his chest out at ‘marrying the hottest girl in the world,’ because it makes me feel like he’s in love with the idea, but not the person.  But what do I know?  I’m just a caveman.

Honestly, with all the shit going on and everything she’s been through in the last year, Ariana’s earned an adorable big sober dick. I hope those two baby goofballs make it.

I hope it’s the smash hit that Still Star-Crossed was.

Go fuck yourself.

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

My parents knew each other for two weeks before they got married. They were married for 66 years.

The show was made at WQED-TV in Pittsburgh. Fun fact: the actor Michael Keaton (“Batman,” “The Founder,” & others) worked as a production assistant on the show for several years. His real name was Michael Douglas, but he changed it for professional reasons because of Actors Equity rules. I know all this because my…

Yes.

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

Sam Bee would never choose to apologise, this was forced on her by the network.

Today’s going to be the day I buy a “Thunder Cunt” t-shirt from the Full Frontal store.

Okay. Two things:

A whole bunch of women came forward separately to tell basically the same story. If you really believe that’s a conspiracy you’re just a moron.

Yeah maybe the fucking picture of it happening isn’t real lmao 

Let’s live in a world where weddings are about people in love promising each other their fidelity in front of their friends and family and asking them for support when they can.