Why did Jeff have an eye patch? I was confused. 

My dude needs to read some Shakespeare. Or Homer. There is nothing original. 

Giving the youths an Edward Scissorhands, Heathers and Benny & Joon mashup all at once. I approve.

Bowen is one of the most talented people on SNL and having the most success outside of the show with projects. If he leaves, there will be a huge hole that is Lorne’s making. 

Someone tell me why the absolute delighful Keke Palmer wants to leave Hollywood at such an early age!! Who’s bullying her away from us??

She literally admits that when she notices the people in the other theater were going all in for the experience. I’m guessing you have to do an earlier screening to get younger people with the energy. 

Is this how it felt when Marilyn Monroe dated Dimaggio? I think the whole thing is fun. I hope they are having a good time. 

its frankly ridiculous that no one thought of a Brady Brunch show before now. 

Can we cancel Dex Shepard already. I find him exhausting. 

We never heard a bad word about Betty. 

Creative people do not make good bosses. 

At this point I would love an article about a talk show that was a great place to work and didn’t’ make people want to kill themselves.

This show is so fun, that I fear like my beloved Detroiters, not enough people will watch for it to continue past two seasons. 

A large chunk of working in ‘Hollywood’ has nothing to do with creating things or even planning to create things. So much is just kissing ass, and showing up to parties, and then it takes over your non work life. Part of the issue going on is that a lot of execs have made working in the industry their only personality…

if we can also stop paying taxes because it doesn’t affect us to pay for schools and things like that then sure. but if you have kids you should be taxed for each one acccording to your wealth. 

I think Harry would like that. Meghan maybe not...

sounds like she needs to just go back to other people creating a personality for her then. 

harry created a whole competition for disabled veterans. wow. its pretty well known. 

I think we all need to admit that Harry and Meghan are just boring. They seem nice enough, but at no point do they seem at all compelling enough to be stars. And I like them. I love their story. We just need to stop expecting more. They’re pretty and bland. And rich. Let’s just check in with them every 3 or 4 years…

If they believed him, they’d show when she leaves the bathroom too. funny that they left that part out.