Yeah. The review that said it’s all dick jokes made me think “hey, I can go for some dick jokes.”

Those of us who talk to our dogs and cats will appreciate this show.

I love this show so much. It just makes me feel happy. Plus, whenever Martin the dog is talking, I look at my dog and think “Oh, that makes sense now.”

Interesting...I use DSC and thought I was imagining things when it seemed the razors were getting dull really quick (I use 3-blade). Double-interesting, last week I got an offer for a discounted trial of the 4-blade...hmmmmm

Ok yeah I’ve had several dull blades with DSC recently. Cut the shit out of my lip the other day, which I very rarely do.

And this is exactly why I come to Jezebel, so I don’t feel so alone in this sucky world!

I wax my armpits only. That first day afterwards is hell, but the next 2 weeks is amaaaaaaaazing.

True. I love waxing, but I’ve also always enjoyed plucking my eyebrows. The expense is the only thing that has kept me away from my waxer lately.

Nice ;)

I’ve never waxed.

I thought I was and Deadspin and assumed you were a dude and was very impressed when you got to the part about waxing everything.

I’m still impressed, actually. Waxing is some hardcore shit.

This is the only acceptable red hat anymore.

Dunno about you guys, but the red baseball cap is forever stained in my eyes.

From the NYTimes: Mr. Brennan became so concerned last summer about signs of Russian election meddling that he held urgent, classified briefings for eight senior members of Congress, speaking with some of them over secure phone lines while they were on recess. In those conversations, he told lawmakers there was…

My only hang up with this movie was whether or not they were going to trust Gal enough and give her a meaty role. From the first impressions on twitter, it seems like Patty Jenkins not only did that, but pulled out a great performance from Gal.

Can everyone control their impulses to collectively shit on this film until it’s actually been released?

Makeshift shiv. They don’t like passengers having books because there could be a paper one inside.

Maybe the pilot is a tick.

Maybe you just aren’t creative enough!