I’d probably be pretty fucking belligerent too if some douchebags tried to pull me off a flight I paid for. Fuck all this.

“became belligerent” seems to be code for “did not smilingly do exactly as I asked immediately and failed to lick my bottom and was also sort of brownish” these days.

This type of thoughtfulness is how I learned about something called “Ash Wednesday”.

yup, giant chompers aka veneers

She hasn’t learned how to talk with her new veneers.

Yes, and maybe kind of recently too? I used to watch Celebrity Apprentice and I don’t remember it being quite so severe then.

That picture sure demonstrates how much work she’s had done

It only stuck me last week how... constructed her voice is.

So, I notice Ivanka is wearing a Christian crucifix in the pre-plastic surgery photo above. I have to wonder what is going through someone’s mind when converting to Judaism: Jesus is my Lord and savior, to, on second thought, that dude must have smokin’ some bad frankincense. Why did Ivanka sell Jesus out?

Wait, is she managing to miss the point AGAIN???

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

The beer thing always got to me. FFS TRUMP THINKS ALCOHOL IS EVIL AND HILLARY HELPED FOUND A WINE ICE CREAM COMPANY!

I’ve never been a massive fan of Hillary Clinton, but there’s no question she was far and away the most qualified and thoughtful candidate in this year’s election. What left me completely flummoxed though were the shit-ass excuses heard about why people weren’t going to vote for her. She might go crazy during her…

I felt this in gif form.

As far as I’m concerned, she is the perfect candidate. Holy shit, she’s amazing.

“revealed that in her forthcoming book, she will tackle the role misogyny played in the election.”

Yeah, have fun with that. I know it, she knows it, most of her voters know it, but try telling that to any of the Bros and you’ll get a five paragraph long tirade filled with enough righteous indignation to make you…

No one is a perfect candidate. She was the most qualified candidate of the last 30 years. Couching statements about her in these terms just furthers the misogyny.

I certainly wish, more than anything and more than ever before, that she was president at this moment in time. Jesus Christ.

I refuse to hear anything that says that she won’t run again. She must persist and resist. She has been my role model since I was a little girl and I want to see her persistence take her to the presidency. She would be amazing. Also, because she already won by 3 million votes, but a racist and sexist electoral system…

i hope she outsells Bill’s memoir by a hundred thousand copies