I love my skirted one piece. It makes me feel like I am wearing a little dress and since I am super pale, also means I have less skin to worry about being burned. I especially love it while walking around our local water park because I feel dressed. I know people make fun of the “grandma one-pieces”, but I think it’s…

Running skirt and a rash guard. I already had my lifetime quota of sunburns, because my useless parents thought their milk-pale red-headed kid would eventually become olive skinned like them if I got burned enough. Rashguards turn out to be much more comfortable than expected; they provide continual evaporative…

I’ve been wearing skirted swimsuits since high school. Love ‘em. Comfy and cute.

YEP. Board shorts — even men’s, if you prefer the color/pattern/cut — and a cute bikini top in the style of your choice (which is pretty easy, as bikinis are so often sold as separates). SO much more practical and comfortable, and a good option for interesting/non-standard, without resorting to something constructed…

Years ago I started wearing board shorts, haven’t looked back.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

Exactly. I wouldn’t equate plastic surgery, a talented glam squad, and unlimited budget with natural beauty or attractiveness.

I like Seth Meyers’ line, “we haven’t been able to connect the dots, but there are so many dots.”

Precisely. Don’t ignore Russia or his taxes, but also don’t place such disproportionate attention on bad stuff that you think he’s trying to hide when there’s so much even worse stuff that he isn’t even trying to hide!

Hell, I’d move to California just to vote for him.

Yeah, He would actually make an excellent politician.

This clothing line is funded by Steven Eckhaus - attorney to all the top Wall Street executives. He is the reason they receive such outrageous salaries and bonuses, and he profits accordingly.

Why is that a good thing? Why should we care about their “brand”?

I looked at their Instagram page. They’re crap. I can pretty much guarantee you they’re offensively expensive too.

In their majority, they’re very unwearable, Vêtements style.

Remember when we used to be mad at American Apparel ads?

If they’re supposed to be selling clothes they are failing because I can’t tell what any of those clothes are supposed to look like when they’re on except the orange top.

Peni shavers -- plural. When I saw that I really agonized whether to make a joke about it but I worried it would obscure the first joke. Thank you for stepping in and making sure this important detail was highlighted.

Also see subject of Samantha Bee Segment Johnnie Caldwell:

Not sure you can compare Lena Dunham to Chris Brown...