I think women are more hated then gay men. 

ha. no. 

That is true. For some people (ie. men) but if there are other people running who are exponentially more interesting and qualified, then I’d like about 14 of the people running to sit the frick down. 

If that is true, please pack a bag immediately. She is breaking your brain slowly. 

I have never found a birth control option that didn’t make me feel “different”. I was told before each one that this one would be different, no chemicals. But they all sucked. This is why we should be fully supporting free vasectomies for everyone! I’ll even do it! 

Most of the success he’s running on is when he was presenting as a straight man. Yes, it’s exciting an openly gay man is running for president. But still.....

Perhaps you’ve heard of state senate? Also, if you can’t figure out how to win in your state, then its a lot of hubris to think you can win the whole country....

I haven’t quite nailed exactly what it is that makes me not on the Pete bandwagon, but I think it’s this : He’s a young white guy who is just smart and charming enough, and has been on the fast track to success his whole life, so he just assumes he can skip past all the intermediary steps it is supposed to take to be…

I am so sorry you have to be on the Times Square beat. Although I do look forward to your review of Ellen’s Stardust Diner.

I totally understand your sister. I feel the same way. I’m pretty sure it stems from growing up in a house where I had no privacy, never had anything new, and constantly had to be aware of everyone else before myself. I legit don’t understand the appeal of marriage because my parents fucked me up. Also, I don’t want…

ha ha. If you mean women in roles where they needed men to save them, then yes? 

The older I get, the more interesting I think women are. I’d rather talk to women at a party then meet any new men. I dream of a day I can work at a place run by women who support other women. 

Ellie, you are right about this and all things. I hate fake redheads. You know a girl with red hair is not a real redhead when she defines 99% of her personality on it. She will proclaim what a fucking firecracker she is with a mean streak, all because she poured a bottle of cheap drugstore dye on her pathetic scalp,…

I have never watched this show or read any of your other recaps (Sorry!) but now i get why america loves this show. They all want to be Sheldon. Criticize everyone around them while never paying the price while eventually becoming rich and famous. I’m gonna go jump out a window BYE!!!!

I have seen her at her Vegas residency, and, let me tell you, it was not good. The metaphor of watching a circus animal perform was only highlighted by the actual moment when it became a circus performance in the middle. 

Thank you. I am sure I am one of millions of women who feel rejected after trying to stick up for herself. Maybe we could all come together to form an insulated world where people actually have to pay the price for their shitty behaviour. 

I think its time to relabel what “pro choice” is.

Once a week I write a diary entry or essay about how lost I feel after coming forward from abuse I was being put through at my job and was subsequently fired from while the jerk, who they chuckled at his behavior, was allowed to stay on. It ruined my brain. I truly don’t know why I want to work anywhere or engage with…

I don’t trust people who amass huge amounts of delicious liquor to look at and not drink. 

Facebook should pick this up. People sitting at their desk in the morning could use Busy as a great way to start the day.