No one believes you lost a bet, Channing. Feel free to post super hot gorgeous naked photos just because you want to. None of us will object.

You’re telling me a show run by old white guys who let let numerous men get away with abusive behavior for years tried to sap the personality out of the most famous beloved person on the planet, a person who happens to be a black woman? I’m shocked. The most shocking development of my very very tired life. 

Exactly, which one is it. She’s only in it for the publicity? Or she’s cold and rejecting the attention? Frankly, I would like to take whatever training they all get to walk around looking happy when you know they just want to STOP SMILING ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Their cheek muscles must be top notch.  

I don’t really care, I was actually hoping they were going to be at the forefront of polyamory (if that’s your thing, go for it) 

I listened to the second time Kristen was on his podcast, and, I’ll admit I was distracted, but did they admit that Kristen sleeps with their assistant? It felt like a threesome thing was happening or something....

Nope, because then the audience of anyone who isn’t other empathetic women will reject whatever they do because they will forever have that stigma. 

News at 10. Water is Wet!

Exactly. You don’t get to leave a job with any kind of severance without signing a shit ton of documents. You also don’t get hired without signing a whole shit ton of documents saying you’ll never speak up about what happens to you. Arbitration clauses. Even ‘feminists’ that have been publicly outraged that Gretchen…

You’re telling me that women who speak up against harassment and abuse are seen as buzzkills and so no one wants to hire them, even if said people are NOT abusive? I’m shocked! Just kidding. Women being blamed for being abused is the oldest tale there is, and I’m going to die before that stigma ever changes. 

Honestly, good for them. Reality stars have no way to make money off of their ‘fame’ when their show is over. I hope they all have huge lines of people paying $10 for their autograph. Also, they stole the idea from RuPaul but whatevs.

The people equating what Biden does with what Weinstein does ARE THE PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO FUCKING LISTEN AND DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WOMEN’S AUTONOMY. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 

Are condoms murder? Do they only do the pull out method? Do they only have sex when its ready for baby time?? I need to know. 

For one week I’d like to know what if feels like to be a total fucking idiot who’s blond and pretty enough to sail through life so easily. 

As a straight lady, almost twice her age, I can not allow this to happen. I need to believe I still have a shot.

If you can afford a huge house, why isn’t your yard big enough to not hear your neighbors?!

I agree. It made me appreciate her genius because at 19 she knew she needed to affect herself in dramatic ways in order to be taken seriously. Its too bad she didn’t have a dream of something realistic to offer the world. 

I bet her pre-nup is super sad. 

For $1 Billion dollars, and all the evidence that she escaped a total loser, I wish Linda well on her future as Queen I Don’t Give A Fuck

America is really getting a deep deep intensive crash course in gaslighting. Lets lock up Trump and R Kelly together so they can just spin the insanity together and leave us alone. 

Yes, that is my only critique. This beautiful girl deserves a more flattering cut.