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If they can make a new/worse Superman every year, then the whole world has to stop giving any fucks if they make more Sex and the City’s

Talent for a creative field is so subjective that, over and over again, plain white guys get hired for jobs simply because of the perception that ‘that’s’ what someone who does that job looks like. And anyone who has that job that isn’t a white guy is always treated with suspicion that they’re probably hack imposters

We will be the revolution!!!

Can I be totally inappropriate and amplify how great it would be to bring back shorts as appropriate bathing suit bottoms for ladies?

are they really dressing him in an ill fitting tshirt and SWEAT PANTS?! He looks like he doesn’t even bathe. HOW IS HE A LEADING MAN?!?!

DORIS DAY IS ALIVE!!!!!

Firs time I ever saw Hannibal Buress perform he was opening for Louis CK. Can we ask him?

Good luck not having sex except for procreation then

And that could also be a religion.

counter argument - maybe you shouldn’t judge what’s ‘meaningful’ for her? If she finds comfort in embracing tropes of lots of religions, then maybe THAT is her religion?

I’ve found that the older I get the less I want to attend things that include a whole ton of people. I want to show up and spend quality time with friends, so I hate large dinner parties. Also, you feel so much less guilt if you bail on a 20 person dinner than if you do it on a 5 person one. You assume you won’t be

I thought we decided, as the world, that we’d had enough Ty Pennington

Deodorant/anit perspirant is also a great way to avoid chub rub.

Was she worried blind people wouldn’t have her picture described to them?

They died this past winter for us in the NE.

ugh, I thought they were finally going to be dead for at least a decade. Sorry, but people do NOT look good in them universally.

Cool, I’ll let my doctor know he’s wrong. How can he reach you for further medical insights?

Some people do not create too much acid in their stomach to but not enough. Its a great way to balance things back to normal.

I recently also discovered this cure for acid reflux. It took drinking a whole bottle in one day almost to cure what was an endless bout of it, but its been gone ever since! Miracle!!

Portugal is amazing and I hate Madonna for bringing everyone’s attention to that. Also, I love her deeply and hope someday we can be best friends and drink port together while attempting to sing Fado