What ever happened to the evidence that Melania was here working without the proper paperwork? Wasn’t there supposed to be a press conference. (Sorry to make you relive last summer)

Does Trump think Obama did this specially for him or does he know it’s a tradition that every president does?

The Paris Hilton type is exactly who I think of when people tell me they go to Burning Man. And old crusty creepy men.

but what if the ideal person is doing the same thing and you’re both just having a stand off?

Eh. I don’t care. She’s a pretty person. Her kid is cute. The lighting is spectacular and her hair is huge. Even Jackie Kennedy knew she was putting on a show for the american public, I don’t see how Kim Kardashian is much different (except for the whole sex tape and having a sham marriage ceremony for tv ratings).

all men look better while wearing a suit* 

No.

Besides everything else, that Taylor Swift song is just really terrible, right?

I’m in Brooklyn and just ‘met’ a child named Simba. Do not name your child Simba.

I find the royal weddings to be so unromantic. They’re so stiff

1 - is this a good show? I didn’t even realize the first season had come out.

I totally get it. Their programming is basically like eating cookie dough and listening to ABBA.

To be fair he was already dead in my heart

Does staring at the sun hurt normally? Then don’t do it.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

That’s the thing - the current crop of birth control is pretty much dummy proof.

okay you got me there.

This is perhaps a very unfeminist thing to say, but once you’re past the age of 16 and with all your faculties, I find it hard that anyone gets ‘accidentally’ pregnant. We all know how sex works and how to prevent it, right?

This isn’t the type of thing we should make into a competition.

No way. Too much of a drain on resources and a reminder he exists. Let’s get thing over with quick and move on