Thank you for the great festival coverage. You’ll be dearly missed. Fuck G/O Media.

The “Bigger, Longer, Uncut” soundtrack has a little of that “Broadway cast recording” reverb to it.

Floppy dicks are ancient tech. It’s all about streaming now.   :D

Have you seen the Spiderman memes?  Dafoe is definitely popular with the Zoomers.

Yes it appears that Adam McKay either forgot or has yet to recognize that all Twitter rhetoric is controlled by people who spend literally all day every day on Twitter. He’d have better luck trying to outrun a treadmill.

It might be hard for the Very Online to understand but not everyone that loves stuff feels compelled to race online and vomit their opinions or spoilers about it in real time, especially as the demographic ages or moves outside of cities.

yeah man pretty fucking weird thing to do

Oh Kim Cattrall, you can read the phonebook to me and I’ll be happy.

Man, I really wish Louis CK wasn’t a piece of shit. He really was a brilliant comedian and writer. Louie was really good, and Horace and Pete was fantastic as well. I can’t pretend he wasn’t one of the all-time greats, but I just can’t watch any of his stuff anymore knowing the other potentially blaze-setting voices…

We all need some oral

Once you figure this out, crosswords become fairly easy. I have people amazed that I can do the Saturday New York Times, but honestly do enough of them and the same words keep popping up. It's probably how I encountered the word 'oater' in the first place.

acai, Hun, UAE, Aral, Ural, elan, otro, emit, Oreo...

They’ve each internalised a concept of power from their father that they’re trying to emulate. Connor is trying to be the aloof prince in his palace in the desert (patron of arts, judger of wines); Kendall is (or was) trying to be the corporate shark, ruthless, focused on the bottom-line; Siobhan is trying to be the…

Corden advocated to skirt union rules and pay his show writers less, he’s an actual bad person. It’s unfortunate that context isn’t brought up more, and people go with “punchable face” or what have you.

“I Smiled At Her By The Photocopier - Now I’m Facing Chemical Castration”

Not really an Olivia Munn fan by any means and whatever those two have going on is a real shitshow, but if your two principal criticisms of her are that she’s “conventionally attractive (and) thin” then maybe it sounds like you don’t actually have much to say about her besides “I don’t like her so she sucks”, which is…

Are you going to be ok?

It was out when I got here.

When Samara came out of the TV in The Ring. For years I had little half moon scars in my knuckles from the girl I was with digging her nails into my fingers in sheer terror.

Reporting on it is not even remotely comparable to sending the video directly to his daughter. The comparison is silly.