Half the audience is leaving because they’re cutting cable or have Netflix to catch up on, and the other half thinks everyone in Hollywood is harvesting infant blood.

I think the fanbase for Garfield’s movies skewed a bit younger, at least that’s the impression I get on social media. They’re even perhaps aware that the movies themselves are messes, but yeah...it’s a nostalgia thing. That’s right, late teens and early 20-somethings can be nostalgic for stuff now too. Goddamn I’m old.

shit-weird, sweaty, hog-ticked, cotillion-ass, cornpone, daddy-daughter-dance performative bullshit jokes going on here. Guy tried to whip out a few creaky lines to make the blue hairs smile and wound up saying “I will fuck my infant daughter” about 10 different ways instead.

It’s more than a little-known secret that Ezra Miller is a fucking menace on set, very much in the “Jared Leto going method as The Joker” vein. Very funny that the article ends with Miller doing something extremely cool though.

Such a boring take, born of the same stiflingly incurious, cynical attitude that births every gateway conspiracy theory. 

I’ve seen this argument going around a bit, and it’s sort of a logical fallacy to expect that Will Smith slapping Chris Rock didn’t even translate to good ratings. It’s not like that slap can force more people to tune in instantaneously, in the hopes that perhaps Liza Minelli will suckerpunch Seth Rogen or something.…

Huge “coming up on middle-aged dude who has no business opining” energy from me here, but...this song was every bit as achingly Whatever as the Sam Smith dirge from a few years back.

Rogen and Murray have different comedic personas, at least I think so. They may both like improvising, but Rogen generally projects genial goodwill towards everything he’s in, like he can’t believe he gets to be in movies - whereas Murray’s brand is more “eh, this movie I’m currently acting in is lame, but I’m above…

I bet I can guarantee that was a studio note after seeing the first cut of the trailer. Brad Pitt’s character feels like he should be a surprise cameo for anyone watching the movie, but they must’ve felt “eh, this isn’t popping, we have to give them the goods or else they won’t come.”

Poppy Corby-Teuch IS Grumbrilda Pillowshanx in Fantastic Beasts 12: The Secrets of Bumblebee

This is how it is with a lotta post-2017 articles about washed-up abusive celebs from the 2000s and their pathetic, aging fanbase.

Snails!

“We were originally going to play it safe and just give the entire world the China cut, but we need a PR bump”

If you’ve been tapped to host the Exxon Energy Adventure Ride, you are immediately placed on a shortlist to play hilariously obtuse Pixar sidekicks.

KINDA VAGUE SCREAM 5 SPOILERS:

Was going to post a picture that explains how very very funny it is that Jimmy Kimmel would be the one to roast Billy Crystal for doing blackface, but Kinja wasn’t letting me do it. Anyway I’m sure you can figure it out.

Jonah’s had a lot of time to catch up, since Sam’s mostly starred in Marvel movies for the past 10-12 years. Also telling that Leonardo DiCaprio’s above him too...clearly Wolf of Wall Street is chock-full of fucks.

For every good joke in a Deadpool movie (and let’s be honest, every Ryan Reynolds movie since he has the same writers do a pass on everything he’s in), there are 50 that are basically Family Guy-level, and it gets exhausting. I watched The Adam Project last night and it really strained to incorporate genuine human…

Murphy and Murray is the 80's comedy duo we never got, and I think one of the reasons is laid bare here: Their careers both went supernova around the same time, and so neither would ever be second banana to the other. Also, while their styles are intriguingly different, their role is the same: The iconoclast, the one w…

Damn, am I really gonna have to pony up $50 a year to read Vulture? Where are we all headed to?