This reply comes deep from within the financial advice machine. Firms and their advisors alike have been foaming at the mouth since this rule was announced because it generally prohibits them from receiving commission or any variable comp unless the client signs a de facto waiver which then opens up the advisor and…

Meanwhile his voters are still eating it up. People see themselves as temporarity displaced millionaires. I’m so fucking dejected and defeated that, even still, most Republicans - voters and elected officials - are just going right along with it and telling us it’s great. The law literally says that your financial…

Well done. Such searing insight is rare ‘round here.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

Everybody hates Long Island because Long Island is a detestable place.

LIRR has the most extensive service of any US commuter rail agency. There’s no excuse for not taking the train to Barclays.

Don’t give yourself that much credit. Even most die-hard hockey fans forget about the Islanders.

Barclays pays the Islanders a lump sum of $53.5 million each year in exchange for the rights to the business side of operations, meaning that the arena keeps the money for ticket sales, concessions, and sponsorships

“The Islanders are Screwed”

Let’s not obfuscate here, the trip from Long Island is pretty easy.

However, the absolute lack of any promotion for the Islanders in the city is puzzling. I’m a 15 minute walk from Barclay’s and I often forget the team even plays there.

what’s the deal with hispiters!!!

On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I…

Hey man don’t give out the milk- get them to buy the cow! You need to sell that writing to Peter King.

They would, but he now has his assistant destroy his phone at the end of every day, just as a precaution.

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

Well, this headline checks out.

To be fair, what’s fighting another straw man to Curt?

Shitting wouldn't really be the problem, but waking up and seeing this after a drunken night would be an experience that might sober you up permanently.