Any one else notice how racist alternate side parking rules are? I know, that sounds absolutely insane. But...hear me out. I used to live in Flatbush, a predominantly black community. On side of the street was Monday-Thursday alternate side and the other side was Tuesday-Friday. This meant people in Flatbush,…

I will never shake hands with a man who admits to using less than 5 squares for a first wipe. Personally, I use 10-15 depending on the anticipated nastiness. It decreases from there as circumstances dictate.

Who needs to speed up college basketball?! The games last 2.5 hours, max. I was at a Big East game Saturday, noon start, plenty of fouls, it was still over at 2:05pm. The average game has to be under 2.5 hours.

There’s gated communities with HOAs

Exactly, and their overhead is minimal since they don’t have to worry about arena operations, marketing, etc. When you throw in merchandising on top of BC & TV money, they should be pretty profitable to be honest.

I’m from Long Island. I concur.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

At one point, back when I was married, my now ex-wife had a good job in Nassau County, Long Island, and I was working in New Jersey. It was an hour and 20 minute drive without traffic, down the Southern State Parkway, to the Belt, over the Verrazano Narrows Bridge, through Staten Island, and onward into Jersey. It was…

I made the same mistake. I picked Creighton as the fourth-best Big East team behind ‘Nova, Xavier and Butler (in that order). Boy was I wrong. I changed my opinion after seeing them up close at Carnesecca Arena last week. Foster’s speed is absolutely unreal. I’m not sure I’ve seen many players that move faster than…

How does one get denied a redshirt? I thought if you didn’t play it was essentially automatic?

St. John’s has been all over this trend for a few years now. Ex-Johnny Chris Obekpa:

Props to that guy for just taking the L and walking away...takes a big man to do that.

I was drunk.

Curt Schilling’s candidacy definitely appears to have been hurt by his transformation into your Facebook uncle. Despite his obvious accomplishments, he’s polling right about exactly where he finished in the final voting last year—and we’d expect his final tally this year to come in even lower than his polling, just…

David Brooks, New York Times

Come for fuck Duke, stay for the Santa Ana jokes.

The takes have become self-aware...

Gladbach-Fiorentina is a decent matchup also.

Well, I mean Larsen himself is to blame...shouldn’t have had his head down if we’re being honest...

LOL. Five hours later...