Aaron. Boone.

But I thought the Cardinals played the right way?!

This is as I suspected. For I, a sinewy Elder, forged in the purifying flames of the 1980s, know good grip strength when I see it. You disgust me, millennials!

What’s to stop people from pretending they tripped?

I can’t believe I read this article. I feel so much dumber now.

Male field hockey player here (American if you’d believe it...long story). Any way, it’s not as painful on the back as it looks if you’re in good shape. You’re only hunched when handling the ball. Also, given the allowable size for the stick’s face, and the fact that you can’t use the backside of the stick, anything…

Clearly my favorite Mark Teixeira moment(s): http://web.yesnetwork.com/media/video.js…

I think this whole controversy is dumb...but if you’re a decent golfer (as Cespedes appears to be), your swing should engage your lower body. It’s not particularly strenuous, but I would question any doctor who said it probably didn’t impact a quad injury, particularly if it’s back leg in his golf swing (right quad…

Not to be pedantic, but this:

Goddamnit Burneko. You’re the worst...as a victim of a failed marriage, I thoroughly enjoyed that piece. Except for me the “piano” was “a child” and the “broken piano” was the dog we got instead of having a child. In the end I was never able to give her a child...not physically mind you, I’m just an asshole that never…

I love this unofficial “senior” heavyweight division the UFC has developed over the last few years. It gives guys that I grew up with like Mir, Bigfoot Silva, Hunt, Big Country Nelson, etc. a chance to keep fighting. Everyone loves nostalgia right?

31 year-old (context is important, right?) Also, I’m a Devils fan, which kinda sets up the obvious:

Great Kinja name. And the correct vote to boot...

I’m guess the judge didn’t do this sua sponte. So what the fuck is the mother thinking?!?! What a petty bitch! It’s obvious she doesn’t like that her daughter bonds with her father over golf, and wants to disrupt that as much as possible. Disgusting that the judge fell for that bullshit. Refuse to believe this is in…

plus the limited players in line to replace them

Joe Hart is an awful keeper. I don’t understand how he’s managed to stay a starter at a top club and the starter for his country.

I like a more gradual phasing in of making extra innings easier to score. Play the 10th normal, in the 11th batters start with 2 balls. In the 12th a runner starts on first. In the 13th a runner starts on first and the batters start with 2 balls, in the 14th runners start on first and second, in the 15th first and…

That is a phenomenal job all around. A marked improvement. The old jersey definitely felt like what you’d expect a 90's-era expansion team to wear, and I mean that in the worst possible way. These jerseys are sharp, and clean, and I like the state flag patch on the shoulder, given that this is a team named for a state…

Why anyone would willingly subject themselves to being a parent is beyond me...

No sympathy for this guy, all he had to do was kick back, be the figurehead, and let LeBron coach the team. Dude couldn’t even manage that...