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This. A million times this.

Here’s something I don’t understand. Do the people who use the “pragmatism” and “Hillary will compromise to get things done” arguments truly believe that Bernie is going to get to the office, look at the GOP House, and potentially GOP Senate, and say “my way or the highway, now pass single payer, raise taxes on the

I think they do it. If they pull 6 points off Arsenal and City these next 2 games, I think you can lock it up right there. If they pull 4 points out of these 2, I’d say it’s likely that they hold on to win it all. Anything less than that and we’re getting into toss-up territory. But after Arsenal and City their

The Clean Green has a nice ring to it.

I am civil, I’m a feminist (a male feminist), and a diehard Bernie supporter. Hillary’s supporters are no different. I got called sexist for pointing out (with supporting cites) that Hillary supported her husband’s less savory policies (CJ “reform,” welfare “reform,” DOMA and DADT, for example). I’ve seen people

I’m usually of the ordering-in-the-storm variety. These guys rely on tips, and if everyone tipped like me snowy/stormy nights would be a boon to the delivery industry. In a storm I’m usually tipping at least $10 regardless of what the order is. My takeout orders range from $20-$40 with my g/f, so figure tips range

Giants fan here. LOVE this move. The offense was not the problem last year. 6th in points and 8th in yards. The defense was the problem, and why Spagnuolo still has a job is beyond me. Here’s the rankings of Spagnuolo defenses (rank in yards against; rank in points):

Not sure what clubs you’re going to...but those bottle service prices are a bargain relative to what I see in NYC. A bottle of Makers is at least $200 at an NYC club, sometimes $300 at an NYC strip club...

I’ll never understand how people go broke after winning the lottery. Maybe I’m a cold-hearted bastard, but I would be saying the word “no” ALOT if I won the lotto. Self-preservation mandates it. You win a HUGE lotto, hire a top financial adviser (someone from the Barron’s top-100 independent adviser list, this way

I’m glad someone was able to articulate the draw for us average players. I started at the beginning of the NFL year. And I got roped in by a gimmick. A golf email list I was on was going to send me 2-dozen mid-tier golf-balls (retail vale: $30/dozen) for $1, if I deposited at least $5 into DraftKings. I said fuck it,

Wow. That’s a shocker. Team was greatly improved. Looked like a potential playoff contender next year. This one’s definitely a head scratcher.

Paolo Bacigalupi? Is that a real name?!?!

Poor Jack Sock, tossed aside thanklessly like a dirty rag.

It looks like they’re starting down the path...about 2 mins after my last post I read that they’re going to cut power to the building.

I love the Mountain Goats. This is so fucking perfect.

That would be great...if we were trapping them in the compound, but the most recent account I’ve heard (CNN) is that there’s no law enforcement presence at the compound. So these guys could all leave tomorrow, and we’d only be able to really pin charges on the vocal ones (Reitzheimer and the Bundy idiots) because the

And what if they life up to their promise to occupy the wildlife refuge indefinitely? What I’d they’re still there a year from now? 5 years from now? At what point do we put an end to this crime? Even if you think sedition is extreme (which its not based on the statutory definition), these guys are clearly

I appreciate the comedic tone. And yes, these guys are jamokes. But they’re also dangerous jamokes. And the way we respond sets a precedent. If the government ignores this, you will embolden these guys further. Now it’s a wildlife refuge (“haha you occupied the least important federal building in the country”), but

I caught this too. Kinda struck me as:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.