This is fucking hysterical.

Exactly. The bottom line is the deck is incredibly stacked in the Giants’ favor and nothing JPP can do will alter that. I mean at this point though, he can play with 9 fingers, he’s not a QB or a WR or anything. So either he comes to terms on a long-term deal with the Giants or he signs the franchise tag and plays, 9…

But if he doesn’t sign isn’t his only other option to hold out? Either way he’s tied to the Giants and not getting paid/creatingcreating a cap hit.

I know.something...someone at that hospital committed a massive HIPAA violation.

Not really. Giants hold all the cards here. They can keep him on franchise tag until such time as they learn that he’s “failed to establish or maintain his excellent physical condition,” at which point they could yank the franchise tag and JPP is screwed anyway. Or if JPP holds out on disclosing the extent of his…

No fucking shit. That’s exactly how I prefaced my comment. But being the victim of an assault doesn’t excuse the fact that you used a racial slur. He’s an absolutely tremendous fucking prick. And she’s a horrible person if she dropped an n-bomb because she was getting blocked out at the bar.

Clearly still drunk when he made that statement...

It doesn’t excuse his behavior (and Baez is a weasel), but she definitely said something. My amateur lip reading says it could possibly be the n-word.

I agree. Right ankle would be worse, Rory, like Bubba and some of the other bigger hitters doesn’t have that slight left ankle roll at the end of his swing, opting instead to shuffle his left foot back, which helps him generate power.

No way dude. This in the internet. Extreme positions only.

I’m just an idiot lawyer...got wayyyyy to many of those.

I don’t know. I’m pretty sure you can’t be a “nice guy” if you’ve ever punched a man in the dick for almost no reason.

No. His charity work in NO was pretty big. And there was that whole thing with the kid and the sneakers and the dead mother or w/e. I don’t know. I’m gradually realizing he’s probably just a dick with a good brand management team around him.

I think this underscores my point...isn’t it going to be dangerous for the healing process to put that much stress on the ankle joint?

CP3 is an enigma. He seems like such a nice guy sometimes, but then he does something like this and I’m like, “nah, he’s still that asshole that punched Julius Hodge in th dick.”

So it’s not a torn ligament? Or it’s just not that serious of a torn ligament?

Yeah, that’s a lot of walking, but you can hobble and limp around to take some pressure off while walking...there’s no changing the force an ankle absorbs in an effective, powerful swing.

Is it just a matter of pain tolerance? Or would there be a real risk of re-injury? A golf swing puts a lot of pressure on a left ankle.

Maybe I’m an idiot...but rupturing a ligament in your ankle sounds like something that would sideline a dude for the rest of the season...but I’m not a doctor. Still though, just thinking of the force a left ankle bears during a swing as powerful as Rory’s, it just doesn’t seem possible that he could physically swing…

I thought you were just making horse racing jokes...the horse behind the bare ass was actually named modesty.