Why does anyone want to hire this guy as a HC. A DC I'd understand, but I think he's clearly demonstrated he's not head coaching material.

I'm so utterly fucking confused. This is an NFL team. A team valued at $2.6 billion (2nd most in the NFL) with revenues of $428 million and operating income of $147 million, and I'm expected to believe that having to deposit $24 million into an escrow account to pay a guaranteed liability would be the difference…

is there going to be a 2014 class???

This can't possibly be accurate. I feel like this is completely underestimating the use of "bro" in the NY tri-state area. Also, "pal"??? Nobody in the tri-state area says "pal," bro.

What a bunch of thugs those BYU kids...

I understand why tanking stinks...but what are the alternatives? The only one I can think of is to have the draft order rotate every year, so that every team gets each pick once every 30 years.

There must be a typo...

Great article. As a relatively young horse racing fan (29), I'm hopeful that maybe, just maybe, there's hope for fixing this sport after all.

Agreed...the cylinder question is way too specific.

Goddamnit. Somehow, despite saying I didn't want to peel out of a Dairy Queen, I STILL got a Chevy Camaro. WTF?!?!

I love how the advertising board stayed lit during the power outage...well played Besiktas.

CONTRARIAN IN THE HOUSE!!!!

Interesting...is it possible that the doctors said you don't really need a defibrillator full-time, so we don't want to do the procedure to implant one, but you should wear this one only when you play soccer?

I thought they usually implanted defibrillators inside the body? Or is that only in old people?

Even if Kobe's wealth and stature somehow immunized him against the effects of structural and violent racism, wearing an "I can't breathe" shirt would signify that this is such an important issue that it demands supporting even by those unaffected. It would draw attention a problem. It would put one of the most…

No word on whether they're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs...crack reporting from Deadspin, as always.

Right...because drumming up imagined Christian victimhood and protesting a blatantly racist party are totally equivalent!!!

This is why 4 teams was stupid from the start. Every power conference should have an auto-bid (force tie-breakers down their throats). FBS does 20 teams in the playoff, in a division where academics actually matter cause 99% of the players don't go pro. So the fact that FCS refuses to play through December is just…

It's still partially the NCAA's fault. It's a pretty stupid and arbitrary rule.

Yeah...I was watching it live, and I was just like, there's no way that hurt that badly...or could have possibly made him as woozy as he appeared...