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Jose Canseco: "Well at least I'm housebroken."

Dude is straight begging to be fired at this point. I reckon this is good for a 1-month Twitter ban from the World Wide Leader.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Ryan Mallett isn't the answer either...at least not to any worthwhile questions.

I get that most of these guys don't have collegiate injury histories...that's not the point. No GM could be this unlucky. Either they're missing something in evaluating these prospects, or the type of talent they're looking for is the type that's generally more prone to injuries or the training and medical staff

Odell Beckham (1st, 2014) good as he's been since returning, was injured before ever playing a game. David Wilson (1st round, 2012) played one season. Prince Amukamura (1st, 2011) injured before ever playing an NFL snap. Once again on injured reserve, set to miss the second half of this season. Marvin Austin (2nd,

I agree...either training/medical staff is to blame, or Jerry Reese is just not doing enough due diligence on guys' durability coming out of college or in free agency.

Haha. OK! Dude signed over his entire $230,000 paycheck to an accused illegal gambling ring in NY, where gambling on sports is illegal, so there's no way it was to pay off a legal gambling debt. As for your other hypotheticals...no. Even his agent admits it was relates to football bets. So we know he was betting on

How about that ridiculous outside-of-the-foot bendong blast that Oscar put in? Definitely the goal of the EPL weekend...gives this a run for its money for goal of the weekend overall.

Yeah, but what your talking about are acts of investigatory/prosecutorial discretion and allocation of resources. Placing bets on sporting events is still illegal, so I think it's a little ballsy to make a blanket statement that your client wasn't involved in illegal activity...he was placing illegal bets.

How could you possibly put Krackel above Nestle's Crunch???? Blasphemous. Also, peanut butter with chocolate is whack...so that automatically fucks up this entire list...but snickers is the #1 candy bar that does not involve peanut butter.

Wait, I'm confused...his agent says he's not in any way involved in illegal activities...but isn't sports gambling illegal in NY???

Get off your high horse dick...it's called a joke.

I'd ask if you actually managed to hire Bill Simmons, but the lack of a Wes Unseld reference is clear indication this is not Simmons.

Times like this make me wish the eugenics movement caught on.

Seriously...that was my first thought.

Great article even though I vehemently disagree with your thesis. And how is Mourinho cowardly? I'd say the players, be it Casillas or otherwise, who were leaking locker room stuff to the press anonymously are the real cowards.

If they are not 0-5 after that game, I will throw my car keys into a river.

Something something hand of god something something...

Funny, I didnt realize ESPN hired Ben Roethlisberger as an on-field reporter...

So he's half-right...50% is sill a failing grade.