Who is she? If you actually show up to an Astros game do they let you throw out the first pitch???

Doesn't that lede say more about country music than John Daly?

No one said killing animals was as bad as rape, murder or abuse of a human being. But it is definitely the next worst thing. And when it's a defenseless domesticated animal who looks to and relies on humans for sustenance and companionship, it is all the more heinous.

I don't think he should be banned for life, and i don't think that's what OP said. But as far as I'm concerned, I absolutely reserve the right to think he's a douchebag for all eternity, and to think that any one who roots for him is a soul-less bastard (the man murdered dogs, so what if he can help your team win a…

I just learned, and googling researching confirmed this is not a Wikipedia hack, but Sepp Blatter was once the president of something called World Society of Friends of Suspenders. Mind you, this was not a group advocating for the continued use of suspenders in men's fashion, but the continued use of suspender belts…

I dunno, something tells me neither of those goalies (this one or the Malcolm Subban) are particularly strong prospects...dudes barely flinched.

+1

Baseball umpires are a reflection of their sport, self important and quick to ostracize detractors.

The entire Gawker family of sites has massively underrated the cantaloupe. You guys obviously aren't eating the right types of cantaloupes. Get one that's nice and green, let it sit on the counter a day or two, and as soon as the green disappears, boom, it's ready to be cut. You get a nice succulent, juicy, sweet,…

4 of 'em actually!

Yeah it didn't so much start at 2am as it was more a leave the bar at 2am, pick up a 12-pack at the 7-11 and continue the party in the tee time line. However many people who wish to play the Black get there as early as 8pm the night before and camp out. Not as crazy as it sounds to play the most affordable major…

Way to write off an entire sport based on one small group of elitist pricks. Go down to Bethpage State Park at 2-3am on a Saturday morning, get on the tee-time line, have a couple pre-round beers and then play 18 at America's finest affordable municipal facility with the blue collar folks that frequent the non-Black…

I choose the BJs...I'll always choose the BJs...and maybe the pee sex.

I'm sorry, but why do you say "a lot of falling down." It's marching band...shouldn't there be NO falling down?

Clearly I was young and foolish. Though in hindsight had my parents not been involved I probably would have blown it off which would have been way worse.

Ugh. This is why we can't have nice things Gawker commenters. Now no one is ever going to seem y comments ever again.

See I was charged with reckless driving in NC once, and at first I assumed they were just as harsh as VA. Then I realized quickly they're just money-grubbing capitalists.

That"commercial exploitation" bit is rich. Letting the NCAA "protect" players from commercial exploitation is literally letting the fox guard the hen house.

WRONG AGAIN BURNEKO!!!

Yeah, it's only physical injury illness. And I think for the elite athletes like this, it's still pretty rare that an permanent disability injury occurs (also, the article isn't clear, but FSU may have only covered a part of the premium, with his family chipping in the rest).