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The other 2 were equally impressive. I mean left-footed during the run of play, sniping the lower far-side netting? And that beautifully deft finish of the through ball for the 3rd goal. I mean talk about well-rounded. Jozy is slowly turning into a world class striker.

That Posnanski column made my eyes bleed.

Paging Rob Parker, Rob Parker to the comments section please.

Yeah, I think I'd tend to agree. Dempsey or Donovan (take your pick really, I'd go with Dempsey at this point) is the best scorer on the team, and Donovan is the best on set pieces and setting up the attack. But it's clear that when Bradley is at his best he is by far the best all-around, 2-way player on the team,

I can't claim to be in tune with Roma's fan base, but do you think it also has something to do with a general distaste for US players in Europe?

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Glad to see that Bradley takes his worldview from another great American treasure:

I don't even have words...I can't even muster a West Virginia joke I'm so dumbfounded...

I love you JR. Don't ever change. - A Knicks-Devils fan.

I guess when you're 6'6" 308, 6'3" 214 qualifies as a spinner...

Good thing Francesa is on vacation this week, otherwise he'd eat up a good hour of air time discussing Thursday's Del Mar Pick 6.

I'm pretty sure I pissed myself at the mere sight of the Pablo Mastroeni picture. Fucking incredible.

You catch one crab on the head and suddenly all hell breaks loose.

It's high time President Obama releases some of the national strategic barbecue reserves before we hit full-fledged crisis mode.

And Jen Floyd Engel is like Rosa Parks for racist sports commentators with IQ deficiencies. Stand up and be heard Colin Cowherd and Skip Bayless, your hero has arrived to lead you to the promised land of equality!!!

The white kid is doing it for the good of the free market. The black kids are doing it because they want a fucking handout just like their welfare queen mothers.

Shut down the internet for the day. It's over.

I don't know about full employees, but I think the athletes in the major revenue sports (Men's BB and Football) need a monthly stipend and the ability to profit off their own names. The fact that Johnny Manziel can't sign some autographs for a few thousand dollars is a travesty. Meanwhile Texas A&M, even after the

Are you a medical examiner? Because the medical examiner, in the autopsy report, says that CTE "could have" exacerbated his anxiety. So unless you think you know better than the ME, you're just an idiot. Unless of course the ME has some hidden agenda to perpetuate the "brain damage narrative."

The medical examiner is saying that it "may have" played a role. Are you and Sean medical examiners now? Or is the medical examiner part some grand conspiracy "to continue the brain damage narrative."