Ugh, Ellie the germs at the Atlantic Ave station were gonna get you regardless.

Wear an anti infection mask. It’ll protect your from germs and people will avoid you, win win.

I sometimes purposely cough in the direction of people who are acting like hosers on the subway. I’m not sick but they don’t know that.

Counter-point: If Susan Sarandon’s endorsement on November 1st is something that could effect the way you choose to vote, you’re already a big part of the problem.

Do it. You will not regret it.

I had not seen a single episode of Jane the Virgin until last week’s and this week’s, and the random coma/blackmail/submarine plotlines are all delightfully bonkers without any lead up.

I’m just so glad that I know all this now, before I watch the episode. Sometimes TV can be too enjoyable, and you just need a way to ruin it a little bit.

What if, like, you want to watch scary movies but it is always, always a bad idea and you never learn?

OMG I had no idea about the Marion Zimmer Bradley stuff. Thanks for sending me down a sad wormhole all day. sigh. 

The only good thing I can say about this is thankfully no one died (yet).

OMG. How did you know?

Agreed. The police were just doing thier job. They weren’t in the wrong, they needed to assess the situation and both men had been in a confrontation with one having a bloody face.

Yeah I’m the first person to defend victims of police misconduct but this was pretty basic SOP.

“So I yelled at him so loud that the bus stopped and everyone stared. I said, ‘Yo, my nigga! Don’t fucking touch her again! You heard? Cuz if you do, we gon’ [have] problems!’ He replied, ‘I’m a real nigga, so try me.’ Instantaneously he reached for his pocket and lunged at me. So I had to defend myself...I told the…

PIX11: “ When police from the 112 precinct arrived, they put both the suspect and Morancy in handcuffs until, Morancy says, they figured out who was the perp and who was the hero.” Really, Rachel, this is standard procedure. How are the cops supposed to know what is what right away? They sorted it out, arrested…

I don’t yet have a daughter, so I’m unfortunately not in a position to comment re respecting women. I look forward to someday having a daughter so that I can comment, along with Pence and his brethren, about the importance of respecting women.

How is her costume racist? Isn’t it her bf’s that’s the problem? I know they’re sort of a “package” but she’s not responsible for him.

Cable Companies: Hey, current subscriber! Here’s a mail advertisement offering super high-speed internet and premium cable channels for a great low price! But it’s only for NEW subscribers, not loyal customers who have been with us for years. Because fuck you, that’s why!

It was raining here yesterday. There was also a high temperature of 42F. This is insane advice for anyone who doesn’t already live somewhere where it is basically summer year round, and my guess is that people in California, Florida and Hawaii already do this. Everywhere else, this is just so incredibly stupid. Rain…

Took one look at the headline and, out loud to my room of none, said, “uh, no. Thank you, though.”