My adorable lisp.

Or she saw one of those miniature kiddy-sized shopping carts. I bet that’d freak her right the fuck out.

It feels like The Doctor should just pop in the scene to make this assortment of surrealism complete.

Free advice: anyone who espouses a vague Eastern free-yourself-from-attachment-and-desire philosophy while simultaneously being filthy rich is most likely a con man.

Sounds grumpy, like someone who hasn’t eaten or taken a nap in some time.

There is a fantastic book about how fucked up Bikram yoga (and bikram the man) is called Hell Bent. The author reported from a teacher training and even went so far as to join their backbending club.

So respect. Very president.

I thought trolls could craft better strawmen by now.

I never realized ballerinas could be such pussies.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

It signals that we need to do something about our social connections.

I totally agree that Trump is a terrible, awful, disaster of a candidate and is horrible for the US, but I also think that attacking the right to free speech - free political speech, which is particularly important- of other Americans is a terrible thing. Just because it offends me and is wrong does not mean I have…

yep!!! when gaga is producing GOOD pop music she is at the top of the fucking pop game. but there are like one million folk singer/song writers who are SO MUCH BETTER THAN HER. if that’s the type of music i want to listen to, why the fuck would i listen to gaga’s “just okay” attempt at it????

uggh yes.. like one or two of these folky songs, but then give me the jams!

the only song i really like from the album is ‘joanne’ honestly the album just doesnt make sense to me. i dont want semi decent folk music from gaga. i want great pop music. she should have went disco inspired.

I’m not a Lady Gaga fan, but was there ever any doubt that she can sang? She’s a trained musician.

That person has the right to display any political statement on his private property. Trump, Hillary, The great pumpkin makes no matter. Your right to disagree stops a millimeter from touching that sign. You may not like the message, but you have absolutely no right to remove it from a private citizens property.

Yes but a person only wearing underwear doing anything with a blowtorch is inherently funny.

Fire + underwear does not usually end well.