Public: We hate flying in these smaller seats with less room everywhere and all these ridiculous regulations on bags and miles and seating and food and...well, everything. Flying is just too restricted now.

United: Sure, uh-huh, yeah you said a bunch of words, but have you thought about how much you will enjoy a MORE…

Prob still gonna park it in the garage rather than scrape ice in the AM.

This. My old neighborhood had a series of car break-ins. I’d guess more thieves are bold enough to break into a car than into a house.

Fuck you.

I’m sorry that “fake news” is actually a major concern of mine. If we’re going to be better than Brietbart and InfoWars and the rest, then we’re going to report on facts, not speculation. I’m sick and tired of this shit — it’s dangerous and it hurts some very valid arguments.

“Hard to say why it took so long for Bey to be arrested without doing some extensive investigation into the immigration laws of South Africa...”

I’m assuming he considers himself a sovereign citizen and when it comes to working for the federal court system, sovereign citizens are the literal worst.

Whew. Going through the World Service Authority’s website is a trip. It’s a time capsule to early 2000s web design, for one. The site is filled with paeans to making a better world but when you really get down to it? They’re lefty Sovereign Citizens, except they’ve come up with the “brilliant” idea of charging people…

You seem to have misspelt “Reagan.”

I signed my relative’s name. He’s in jail.

i rode on an old steam train through the north yorkshire moors. it was awesome.

I wish the U.S. had the liberal sexual content guidelines they have in the U.K. You have to have an HBO subscription to see trains fucking over here. 

What they don’t tell you is that it’s transporting all the immigrants back to the EU.

when you find a way to pack and ship Matthew Madfadyen let me know.

it me.

YEEESSSSS! Came here to say that I hate that movie, and find all of his movies to be about as subtle as six pianos dropping on your head simultaneously. It’s like an alien in a human suit is trying to write “super artsy” movies about “high drama” story lines, and turns it up to 12 on every one. Nope. Nope. Nope on…

That movie made me want to perforate my scrotum with a whisk/awl combo, then summarily drink the contents with a crazy straw. People say it’s like this deeply disturbing portrayal of addicts, and as somebody who was around addicts his whole life growing up I was just bored. I wanted somebody to buy a furry raccoon…

It doesn’t matter what you get them. Where they are going they are going to have so much closet space, they don’t care. They’ll just stick it up on one of their closet shelves and forget about it.

I’ve lived there. Leaving is its own gift.

Why would you like to work for this company?

Well I’ve always had this thing about food. I need it to live, and it costs money, so here I am.