The grubby spots (tits, pits, and bits.) As prescribed by my dermatologist to help with my eczema - she said the soap runoff and warm water hitting the other places is good enough.

I posit that shaving is even more thorough than just washing. You put a cleansing agent all over the area, then scrape a lot of shit off along with the hair. Washing in addition to shaving is redundant.

Soaping them and taking a razor to them is a pretty thorough cleansing, in my opinion.

This. I have almost true automatonophobia (I don’t have full-on panic attacks*) and I would take this over a person while flying. I guess my misanthropy trumps my automatonophobia so long as it’s baby doll. Ventriloquist’s dummy? That’s another story. Fuck that shit.

If it were possible to die from cute, I would be in a coffin now.

I had it when I was a little. I remember absolutely nothing about it except I had it.

I’m glad I’m a happy drunk. I stay out of a hell of a lot of trouble that I’d be in otherwise.

I’ve always kind of wondered how that captioning worked. I figured it was a computer algorithm, but I really don’t know.

Fuck Frontier, their shitty support, and their shittier internet or I could watch this tonight.

I think asshole is an overstatement. ;)

“If you ask me the question do I think human beings are meant to be in 40-year-long, monogamous, faithful relationships, no.”

I’ve often wondered how actors deal with it when someone gets a stiffy during a sex scene.

Yeah, they look like football players.

Never heard of Vera Bradley and this ad campaign doesn’t even show me what they sell, much less convince me I need it. But then again, I’m a 41 year old woman and apparently not their demo anyway.

And you don’t even know they’ve divorced until she’s talking about her new fiance? I know her!

My experience with friends is they always insist that marriage is awesome right up until they file the petition.

My ancestors fought a war so that I don’t have to care what the Duchess’ sister thinks about anything.

Nobody I know watches You’re the Worst, so I’ll take the fact that it was mentioned here as an opportunity to threadjack because I have no other outlet.

Yay. A day celebrating the anniversary of something I didn’t give two shits about at the time.

I agree with that. My school was safe, though, and I really feel for children who don’t enjoy that privilege. It shouldn’t be a privilege but a right.