what the fuck is haim

I LOVE the writers who think it is cool and ironic to call attention to someone's white skin and big bank account like they are bad things.
You guys rock!!!

The 4:30 am-jog-before-your-meeting is some real 1% er shit.

I love Skyline Chili, but I understand why people not from Cincinnati don't understand.

Nothing better to eat in Cinci after the bars close!

I hate that you have feelings

A lot of people on Deadspin hate on Skyline Chili. Since you're both former Bearcats, what's your opinion on it?

I knew it! Freaking Jaguars...

"He deserved my scorn, but doesn't deserve it from everyone else."

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

And?

Geez, what a thug. He just said he goes into the strip club and doesn't even tip.

The next phase of this is hearing a bunch of pretentious douchebag hipsters insisting that the game be referred to as "gridiron football" or "american football".

NFL Logos As Department Store-Brand Polo Shirt Insignias

clothes?

Both are unaware the other is famous.

Well, at least college boosters haven't given him new furniture yet.

"Now what bitch?!" - Well now I think you'll be flipping burgers at McDonald's instead of playing at MSU.