His job is to be wrong, loudly. He’s also a management stooge during literally all labor unrest. Yet somehow styles himself and no doubt thinks of himself as a players guy.

I think listening to Stephen A. Smith words is essentially stupid.

I think many of us at one time or another has encountered someone who has graduated from the Stephen Smith School of Debating where one of the hallmark traits is, “The louder you say something, the more true it is and the more likely you’ll win an argument.”

What was supposed to be an audition on a championship team turned into a display of his deficiencies

Remember reading how dumb the Kings were for trading him to the Pelicans? I mean the Pelicans still stink but its not like Cousins has done great things since then either.

He was way too talented.  Now he’s a guy who’s above average on offense, terrible on defense, and looking for too much money.

He would 100% on a team if he wasn’t a chemistry issue.  I think he’s a great player.  I also don’t want him anywhere close to my team.

Is DeMarcus Cousins good? I’ve been hearing for a decade about how DeMarcus Cousins is good, but I don’t think I’ve ever watched him and said, “Wow, he’s good.” It looks like he never led the league in much other than Offensive Rebounds in his second year, and Personal Fouls (oops) a couple other years. He seems like…

He always looks like he’s currently smelling or trying not to smell a fart.

CAN he help a team win? Warriors were better with him on the bench. Kings win 39 in their first full season without him after averaging around 28 during the Boogie era.

Company line from the guy who they just hooked up...who’da’thunk?

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

I’m trying to imagine someone in the Knicks’ front office trying to make a non-panicked phone call. They could try to order three supreme pizzas and some garlic bread for a late night and end up with one small cheese and two house salads at three times the sticker price.

I’m just warning you now, Bobby Portis might technically be a “24-year-old stretch-4,” but he literally will not pass the ball and he’s one of the worst defensive players in the league. I hope he turns it around, but if he does what he did for the Bulls and Wizards on the Knicks, you will get one year of very bad…

Would that make Russel Westbrook Stalin? Because that actually kind of fits.

And what a Celtics way in impose his way into a conversation about the Lakers and Knicks.

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

4yrs-$52m for Brook Lopez seems like a pretty good bargain for the Bucks.