For one, you will control a rookie for four or five years. Most veterans you are lucky to get two years.

THE BEST PART IS ALL YOU ASSHOLES HAVE EACH OTHER FOR COMPANY

I often wonder whether the first victim of the Boston massacre (Crispus Attucks) being black was a feature or a bug.

I only watch football for schadenfreude and it’s been in thin supply for years.

Super Bowl LIII: The Banality of Evil

But this had to be the fastest Super Bowl in history, right? Merciful.

Agree. This would never happen in the NBA. Gronk would’ve gone to Chicago to party with Erlacher and Brady would’ve driven off Belichick around 2007 or so.

I expected no less in the Year of Our Trump 2019. Also Duke, Lakers, and Yankees win championships. Those are the rules.

it was like that guy realizing who keyser Soze was only without all the perverts involved

The only schadenfreude here was watching Belichick slowly slice away his testicles and slide them gently into his mouth

so he’s as incoherent about this topic as all the others?

The best fix is to put all 30 teams in an even-weighted lottery. Players jumping to “good teams” would then have no guarantee another team won’t instantly or very shortly be better, and it would end tanking immediately. I can’t think of a better way to restore parity. A great team gets the #1 pick? Fine, you’re only…

I’d sign with the G League tomorrow.

they traded IT to a team that was almost guaranteed to make it to the Finals. Some punishment.

“Loyalty” from the guy bailing on his team with a year and half left on his contract smh

I’d choose these kids over 90 percent of elected Senators

the best part is Big Baller Brand is chewing a towel right now, wanting to say something

Just wait until the frozen ping pong ball gifts a Zion back to the pels

or you know, maybe all his life he’s wanted to be recognized as one of the best two dozen players in the world

Silver added Nowitzki to the roster...