Say what you will about the young bench, but at least one of them is Triing

I’d rather have that than bandwagon fans like most other cities. Last night the Washington crowd cheered louder for the Warriors than the Wizards. Every Heat game I watch, the crowd is 105 percent behind the Heat, even when they’re mediocre. I imagine players take that into consideration. Why else would they sign with…

Only the people with nothing to lose are actually willing to stand up to the machine. Or have you never watched Terminator?

Weird hill for someone else to die on

Trade him to Turkey for a player to be named later.

I’d be happy to throw all 30 teams into the lottery every year. 

The list of players who voted for themselves

Fultz gets to vote

Honestly, “Westbrick” kinda topped all of Westbrook’s little jabs

in a nature that lets Donald Trump be born, I don’t think any amount of genetic tinkering is “too dangerous”

he will be genetically modified into a Ball brother

he’s the greatest player nobody wants

Remember when they thought Marc Gasol was good enough to be a coach killer? Good times.

yet everyone loves to gamble on this crap

I switched to the NBA years ago. I might watch some of the Super Bowl unless the Pats are winning.

he tried to flex and a little skim milk squirted out

I’d say it’s more likely he didn’t want to put up with Butler’s pissing and moaning if anyone else took the last shot

Butler should’ve held the ball for last shot after the steal.

Simmons was deathly afraid he’d have to shoot from outside