I see her as a necessary evil to draw a ton of dark energy from the Right Machine that would otherwise be focused on the eventual nominee

You’re assuming Gruden won’t trade up to draft him? Based on what?

yeah but this is kind of chicken-and-egg, since only tall guys get repeated and unearned shots at jobs around the league. iT’S THE SAVAGE TRUTH.

His only shot is the NBA, where they don’t call double dribbles, palming, or traveling.

He would earn more in endorsements as a starting rookie NFL quarterback than in an entire MLB career.

the only time deadspin works weekends is if there’s some torture porn

this is why we can’t have nice things. because Duke has them all

Panthers are too boring to be interesting

dems weren’t getting the white women vote anyway

Blake Griffin levels of bland hilarity

this is as bad as Bezos. Sheesh.

counterpoint: short black QBs get bounced out pretty fast whereas white tall ones get to hang around with a clipboard for 15 years

Probably be better off in the G League this year

it takes two to tango

and the floor slap had nothing to do with the play

when you hook up with cousins, you can expect a little deformity in the family

Nobody hated the Celtics and Lakers of the 80s except for each other. But we didn’t have Twitter then.

can this announcer please replace Joe Buck?

Tall, white, and “knows how to break a huddle”? Checks out.

“So this confirms that icing works.”