This is what happens when three guys who can’t win as The Best Player On A Team get together and still think they’re the best player. But triple doubles, tho.

I hate when they roll the ball. It never actually saves more time than a pass up the court to a guy catching it on the run. After bending over and then having to regain momentum, it seems to take even longer than simply dribbling up the floor.

Slot receiver for Brady needs to happen

I suspect someone didn’t do well on such critical-thinking tests

So...

THEY GOT A FREE PLEASURE CRUISE, THE INGRATES!

It’s almost like teammates, team culture, and coaching matters.

Stunning how often he was out of plays entirely or lagging on defense due to chasing rebounds.

Do the Raptors have any actual Canadians on their roster? #makesyouthink

I suspect he wouldn’t be so grumpy if he were having pre-game sex with Kate Upton.

Never try to be the Heatles. Just not fab.

It’s almost like they planned for Collison to make it and didn’t think of a Plan B. Lebron was downcourt and didn’t make a real play to get open. Why would you have Smith in rebound position on the lane?

Article on Sixers analytics said LeBron was the third-least-active defender in the entire league, which was seen as praise. “HE’S PLAYING 4-D CHESS WITH SPACE!” He’ll get the obligatory highlight blocks, but the eye test says he’s just lazy.

It’s almost like getting developed in a pro environment is better than a year of getting exploited with amateurs.

Except he could’ve passed ahead for a better two-pointer. Teams can do a lot in more than four seconds. If Collison had made it, would’ve been a different story.

Probably because of all the articles we had to read that told us Oladipo and Sabonis were crap and that is why Westbrook was the MVP.

At least belinelli smirked a little. Goran is waaaay too uptight.

It’s almost like all that unnecessary flailing made it look like he jumped higher than he actually did.

Bet $100 this person is on Medicaid

No, man, this was ALL Colangelo. All Conlangelo. You know, the genius who traded up to draft Fultz.