Still waiting for the GOP to turn air traffic control over to the free market and let air space be sold at live auction

Holding vertical mode like a fucking boss

In fairness, most of those playoff collapses was due to the first QB funslinging game-ending INTs.

Don’t know why they’d hold him out. It’s not like a knee or something that could suffer permanent damage. It’s just a disposable face.

The only appropriate resolution is a straight-up trade for Markelle Fultz.

Whichever team Lebron is headed for?

Yep I remember the year Rose quit, which was about one year before he wasn’t any good anyway. Now I have to rethink my whole kawhi perception. Bummer.

He would sometimes lecture me but I couldn’t tune in because his delivery was so wooden.

Who cares what is good for Deadspin? The important thing is where would we go for our schadenfreude yucks and bad puns.

Can you imagine the contracts PLAYERS could get?

But what if his prison sex is consensual?

Makes you wonder how much health-care stock Thibs owns

Depends on how many are implicated. If half the tourney bracket is suspended, well, there goes the cash cow.

NBA could pay NBA money for G League, which has an age requirement of 18, and many recruits would go directly there. Better stars would make G League more popular. I’d rather watch that than teams of different colored uniforms with lesser players.

Why not both?

Little Marco’s future running mate

I fell asleep five minutes in, literally. I only took a couple naps the rest of the way through.

Yeah as a huge Bowie fan I really wanted to like this for sentimental reasons, but this is Bowie’s Tin Machine era at best.

It’s pretty bad but I’ve seen worse.

Reviews don’t drive eyeballs to the object of criticism, they drive eyeballs to the review itself. Keep up, it’s 2018.