Remember the Suzuki X-Head? I sure do.

Prove it.

You’ve clearly never seen me dance.

I sometimes forget, but terrific stuff like this is why I hang out here.

“...and now one of M-Sport’s most loyal drivers is leaving.”

2nd shelf, on the right. Slides out.

I’ll hold your beer.

Nothing a well-placed bottle of Jack or six-pack of Dogfish Head 120 Minute can’t fix, amiright?

My kinda g..... eh, can’t do it.

Most excellent artwork, btw. Must be said.

Just eat it, perhaps with a drizzling of crème fraîche.

Regarding odors, I smoke cigars sometimes. Never, NEVER in the car, but there’s often a shirt or jacket in the car that I throw on before I do the deed. Kinda like Hef and his robe, only a bit more like a large shirt or a hoody. And precious few ladies.

I don’t know what’s real anymore.

“Used Magnums”

Probably spent two minutes to develop the color, 15 years watching it dry.

Ignoble spirit enshrinkens the smallest car.

Ooooh no you don’t. We’re not falling for this again. Gotta respect the lengths you’ll go for your tricks, though. This one took some effort!

Whoa, burrrrn!

Word on the street is this may have been the automated work of a plate-reading camera..

Wow.